It is true as it is writ. Three red luggages thrown at intervals down an escalator will result in a sorrowful and violent mass grave of pedestrians.
A foot lodged into the side of a moving staircase will result in sparks of fire and eruptions of blood.
Traveling with pets is allowed only if the animal is held as high or higher than the head of an average child or person smaller than the adjacent person. No bartering or exchanging of pets for people is allowed.